In a remarkable turn of events, Mother Nature has issued a Consecutive Disorder in which she has identified a list of words that now appear to be prohibited from being used.

The courts are scrambling to establish whether or not this is legally enforcible with many businesses and politicians nonplussed and angry at what this could mean. One business leader who preferred not to be named said “this is going to be bad news for our shareholders and some of my mates on the board, and I am worried about the distress this might cause for those who may not be able to afford to fly privately to their luxury yachts moored in tax havens”.

Mother Nature was approached for comment but has yet to respond. It is understood that this may in part be due to the fact that she is busily trying to prepare for mounting a counter attack to the alleged wilful destruction of habitats and biodiversity.

More news as it unfold.

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